Pastor Tony Venn-Brown - Hillsong's Gay Evangelist

Pastor Tony Venn-Brown – Hillsong’s Gay Evangelist: “Hi it’s great Gay Brian you’re finally coming out in 2017 at the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras 2017 this Saturday night”

Saint Incredulous Corpus Copulator II of Baulkham Hills Holy Hillsong Basilica, otherwise known as Saint Pete, the hippest of Popes

Saint Incredulous Corpus Copulator II of Baulkham Hills Holy Hillsong Basilica in Sydney Australia, otherwise known as Pope Brian, the hippest of Popes. Pope Brian: “Yes, Gay Tones, it’s great to be finally coming out in this Saturday’s Sydney Gay Mardi Gras 2017. It’s awesome”.

Josh Canfield (left) Hillsong mega-church worship leader with his homosexual live-in partner Reed Kelly (right) with a friend

Josh Canfield (right) Hillsong worship leader with his former homosexual live-in partner Gay Reed Kelly (left) with a very gay friend. Josh: “Hey Pastor Brian. It’s great you’re coming out. My dear gay friend here is looking for a date for the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras. Are you available?”

Bishop Pat Mesiti, Hillsong's Domestic Violence and Sexual Addiction pastor.

Bishop Pat Mesiti, Hillsong’s Domestic Violence, Sexual Addiction and Bisexual Pastor. Pat the Rat: “Sorry Josh, Pope Brian is coming with me”.

Joel A'Belll head of Hillsong Australia: Hey Pope Brian, Pat the Rat, Josh, Reed, Tones- why don't we all go to the Sydney Mardi Gras together this Saturday night and see who ends up with who at the end of the night.

Joel A’Bell head of Hillsong Australia: “Hey Pope Brian, Pat the Rat, Gay Josh, Gay Reed, Gay Tones- why don’t we all go to the Sydney Mardi Gras together this Saturday night and see who ends up with who at the end of the night”.

Saint Incredulous Corpus Copulator II of Baulkham Hills Holy Hillsong Basilica, otherwise known as Saint Pete, the hippest of Popes

Saint Incredulous Corpus Copulator II of Baulkham Hills Holy Hillsong Basilica, otherwise known as Saint Brian, the hippest of Popes. Pope Brian: “I’d like to go with some real hard-core gays so I can evangelise them about our Prosperity Gospel gold-laden and diamond studded jesus and sell some copies of my famous book “Live Love and Lead All Peoples Up the Holy Hillsong Houston Creek”.

Big Gay Man:

Big Gay Man: “How hard-core do you want to go Pope Brian?”

Bishop Pat Mesiti, Hillsong's Domestic Violence and Sexual Addiction pastor.

Bishop Pat Mesiti, Hillsong’s Domestic Violence, Sexual Addiction and Bisexual Pastor. Pat the Rat: “Pope Brian, I’d like to show you around Darlinghurst where I like to hang out”

Pat: Putting it out there for Jesus.

Pat the Rat: Putting it out there for Jesus. Pastor Pat the Rat was caught out using his Hillsong Gold Credit Card to pay for Darlinghurst prostitutes.

Pastor Tony Venn-Brown. Gay ambassador to the world. Tones

Pastor Tony Venn-Brown. Gay Rainbow Christian Ambassador and Gay Rainbow Revival Evangelist to the world. Gay Tones: “No, we want to keep things decent for Pope Brian. After all it’s his first time”.

Saint Incredulous Corpus Copulator II of Baulkham Hills Holy Hillsong Basilica, otherwise known as Saint Pete, the hippest of Popes

Saint Incredulous Corpus Copulator II of Baulkham Hills Holy Hillsong Basilica, otherwise known as Saint Pete, the hippest of Popes. Gay Pope Brian: “I’m coming out at the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras to honour my father Gay Frank, the founder of Hillsong and molester of little boys”

Gay Frank otherwise known as the Prominent Pedophile Pastor Rev Frank Houston the founder of Hillsong, Brian's father, is Saint Incredulous Corpus Copulator I of Baulkham Hills Holy Hillsong Basilica.

Gay Frank otherwise known as the Prominent Pedophile Pastor Rev Frank Houston the founder of Hillsong, Brian’s father. Gay Frank: “Hi there Sydney and hi there Australia. It’s nice for my father Lucifer to let me come up from Hades to participate in the Great Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras 2017”

Happy to have you here Gay Frank

“Happy to have you here Gay Frank”

Happy to have you here Gay Frank. What's it like in Hades?

“Happy to have you here Gay Frank. What’s it like in Hades?”

Love you Gay Frank. L love older men especially pedophiles

“Love you Gay Frank. I love older men especially pedophiles”

Joel A'Belll head of Hillsong Australia: Hey Pope Brian, Pat the Rat, Josh, Reed, Tones- why don't we all go to the Sydney Mardi Gras together this Saturday night and see who ends up with who at the end of the night.

Joel A’Bell head of Hillsong Australia: “Hey Wow Awesome That was heavy. To think our father Lucifer would let Gay Frank the founder of Hillsong come from Hades to the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras 2017. Awesome”.

Rock chick: Originally from Brazil, Houston is a model who primarily splits her time between LA and New York

Originally from the Mardi Gras in Brazil. Esther Houston, the wife of Gay Pastor Joel Houston, grandson of Gay Frank, the Gay Pastor of Hillsong New York City. Coming all the way from Hillsong New York City for the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras 2017.

“Pastor” Joel Houston and “Pastor” Carl Lentz. Head pastors Hillsong New York City: Head Gays Joel and Carl: “Gays are welcome at Hillsong New York City so long as they tithe and sing in the choir. We even have transgender toilets- unlike Donald Trump’s White House. Barrack Obama and Michael use them sometimes when they’re in New York.”

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Gay Barrack Obama first black gay US President: “Hello Australia. So nice to be Down Under”.

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“Hey Kings Cross- I love you”