BIG AUSTRALIAN GAY MAN: “POPE BRAIN OF HELL$ONG…WILL YOU BE VOTING “YES” OR “NO” IN THE UPCOMING AUSTRALIAN POSTAL BALLOT ON GAY MARRIAGE”

POPE BRAIN HOUSTON OF HELL$ONG: “YES..I’M GLAD YOU ASKED ME THAT QUESTION – WE AT HELL$ONG HAVE TWO SEEMINGLY CONFLICTING POSITIONS ON GAY MARRIAGE – SPEAKING FOR MYSELF – BRIAN HOUSTON’S ALTER EGO POPE BRAIN – THE ANSWER IS A WHOLEHEARTED “YES” TO GAY MARRIAGE..AND I THINK PASTORS CARL LENTZ AND MY DEARLY BELOVED SON JOEL – CO-HEAD PASTORS AT HILLSONG NEW YORK CITY, MY SON BEN AT HILLSONG LOS ANGELES AND OTHER YOUNG GUNS AT HELL$ONG LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER ARE ON THE PRO-GAY TEAM – THE REAL BRIAN HOUSTON IS MORE OF A MIDDLE MAN WHO’LL TRY TO VOTE BOTH “YES” AND “NO” OR PUT PINK GLITTER IN HIS VOTING ENVELOPE TO INVALIDATE HIS “YES” VOTE – AND THEN THERES THE CONSCIENCE-SMITTEN FORMER BIBLE BELIEVING BRIAN HOUSTON WHO’LL VOTE “NO” – I HOPE THIS EXPLAINS THINGS